MILF Finds Excuses To Walk Back To The Same Aisle

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Left the aisle. Came back. Left again. Came back again. This MILF saw the big dick and couldn’t decide if she should stay or go so she just kept doing laps past the same spot.

About this scene

Big-box store aisle, mid-afternoon. She is a MILF, late forties, with a cart half full of legitimate groceries. The first trip down the aisle is real. She picks up two products, both of which she intended to buy. The second and third trips are excuses. She walks past again ostensibly looking for something, then a third time pretending to consult her list. By the third trip her body language has stopped pretending. She is just looking.

What to watch for

The escalating fake-shopping is the comedic structure. Each pass has less of a cover story than the last. The list, the reread of the list, then the abandonment of the list. By the third pass she's holding the list crumpled in her hand and not even looking at it. Her cart fills with three additional items she did not need, picked up off the shelves she was passing as she made the loops. At the register her bill is six dollars higher than it should have been.

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